[ -d /etc/apt/apt.conf.d/old ] || sudo mkdir /etc/apt/apt.conf.d/old
sudo mv /etc/apt/apt.conf.d/{,old/}20apt-esm-hook.conf
sudo touch /etc/apt/apt.conf.d/20apt-esm-hook.conf
sudo pro config set apt_news=false
sudo sed -Ezi.orig \
-e 's/(def _output_esm_service_status.outstream, have_esm_service, service_type.:\n)/\1 return\n/' \
-e 's/(def _output_esm_package_alert.*?\n.*?\n.:\n)/\1 return\n/' \
/usr/lib/update-notifier/apt_check.py